Get down and dirty with this hilariously fun Bed, Wed, Dead Adult Card Game where you have to choose who you will have sex with, who you will marry and who gets killed. And the fun part is deciding from the choices you're given!
Roll the dice and decide your fate! Will you marry Mother Teresa or murder Margaret Thatcher? Who will you bed, wed or see dead? Either way, this high-stakes adult card game of outrageous choices will have you and your friends in stitches! Whether you play competitively or just for laughs, you won't be able to look your friends in the eyes by the time this game is done. Crack open the grog, grab some snags and have a rippa night of fun when you play the hilarious Bed, Wed, Dead Adult Card Game with your mates!
Bed, Wed, Dead Card Game Contents:
- 300 Game cards
- 30 Blank "Legacy" cards
- 3 Dice
- 1 Rule book
Shipping & Returns
We ship Australia wide, discretely packaged in plain satchels with the sender being 'SAL 1562 Centre Rd, Springvale'. WE DO NOT write Sexyland on the package. Shipping options include:
- Express Post $13 (free for orders over $59)
- 2 Hr Delivery $20 (Melbourne, Geelong, Adelaide & Darwin Metro, 8am-11pm, selected top sellers only)
Express Post
Please allow 3-5 working days for us to process and ship your order. We will email you a tracking number once it has been shipped.
2 Hr Delivery
A huge range of our best selling products are available for delivery within 2 hours. This service operates between 8am - 11pm and delivers within Melbourne, Geelong, Adelaide & Darwin metro more info. Products will be quality checked and sealed in plain, discrete bags and delivered to your doorstep.
If you request 2 hr delivery and your order contains some products that are unavailable in 2 hrs, we will Express Post those to you, FREE of charge and email you a tracking number. Therefore you will receive your delivery in 2 parts.
If you are not at home to receive your 2 hr delivery your order will be left in the safest place available.
Sexyland Pty Ltd are not liable for any unclaimed, damaged or stolen goods once handed over to a third party delivery service provider.
Claims for a refund on the loss or theft of goods via our 2 hour delivery service will not be processed after more than 10 days from date of purchase.
We will be happy to assist in rectifying any delivery issues you may have. Please contact us if you have any questions.
Returns
Sexyland offers a 12 month warranty for faulty adult toys. We cannot accept goods that become damaged due to miss-use.
Please check the following before concluding that your product is faulty:
- Make sure you have the batteries in correctly - this is the most common cause of malfunction.
- Make sure the cap is tightly closed! (Especially for waterproof products)
- Check battery contacts, springs sometimes can compress - extend them a little.
- Check contacts for corrosion a greenish colour on the metal of the battery contact.
If, after checking all the above, your toy is still not working, we will gladly replace it. Lingerie & footwear includes a 60 day warranty from date of purchase. If you wish to initiate a return, please contact us with details of your purchase.
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