Disturbed Friends Adult Card Game is a party game designed to find out how disturbed your friends are, but, more importantly, how disturbed they think you are. You will be faced with horrible situations and unethical debates that may cause you to re-evaluate your friendships.
Disturbed Friends Adult Card Game contains explicit language and content that may be offensive. The objective was to produce a game that most people would find revolting, and to push limits both legally and ethically.
The game is simple. You ask a multiple choice question. The other players vote on an answer that they think you will choose.
This game should be banned! Possibly the worst party game ever made.
Warning! this card game contains coarse language and explicit content. You will be offended. It is also completely satire and you should seek immediate medical attention if using for prolonged periods.
Disturbed Friends Adult Card Game contains:
- 380 cards plus rules
- 250 disturbing questions
- 100 offensive #WINNING cards
- A party card game you will wish you never played
- Vote on what you think your friends will do in horrible situations
- Includes game rules & voting cards for up to 10 players
Example Questions:
When I'm about to orgasm, please...
a) tell me you love me.
b) finger my ass hole.
c) punch me in the face.
The most awkward thing a woman can do during sex is...
a) require the Heimlich manoeuvre from choking on semen.
b) have explosive farts in the doggy style position.
c) call you their father's name while crying.
I would at least approve of my son or daughter bringing home...
a) a rapist.
b) a Nazi.
c) a telemarketer.
The grossest thing I would eat is...
a) fried rats.
b) chocolate-covered bull testicles.
c) yeast infected pussy.
The one thing I would love to avoid the rest of my life is...
a) prison
b) premature ejaculation
c) boarding a Malaysian airline.
I think the grossest thing that could turn a woman on...
a) their uncle's scent.
b) a homeless man wearing a crop top.
c) their gynaecologist's fingers.
I would die of embarrassment if my best friend saw my dad...
a) jerking off to photos of my best friend.
b) smoking crack while wearing a tutu.
c) finger banging a cat.
I think the most disturbing thing a parent can do for their son is...
a) buy him an artificial pussy for his birthday.
b) breastfeed him until he is eighteen years old.
c) give him a prostate exam.
If you love this game, be sure to pick up the Disturbed Friends Stand-alone Mini Game so you can have fun on the go!
Shipping & Returns
We ship Australia wide, discretely packaged in plain satchels with the sender being 'SAL 1562 Centre Rd, Springvale'. WE DO NOT write Sexyland on the package. Shipping options include:
- Express Post $13 (free for orders over $59)
- 2 Hr Delivery $20 (Melbourne, Geelong, Adelaide & Darwin Metro, 8am-11pm, selected top sellers only)
Express Post
Please allow 3-5 working days for us to process and ship your order. We will email you a tracking number once it has been shipped.
2 Hr Delivery
A huge range of our best selling products are available for delivery within 2 hours. This service operates between 8am - 11pm and delivers within Melbourne, Geelong, Adelaide & Darwin metro more info. Products will be quality checked and sealed in plain, discrete bags and delivered to your doorstep.
If you request 2 hr delivery and your order contains some products that are unavailable in 2 hrs, we will Express Post those to you, FREE of charge and email you a tracking number. Therefore you will receive your delivery in 2 parts.
If you are not at home to receive your 2 hr delivery your order will be left in the safest place available.
Sexyland Pty Ltd are not liable for any unclaimed, damaged or stolen goods once handed over to a third party delivery service provider.
Claims for a refund on the loss or theft of goods via our 2 hour delivery service will not be processed after more than 10 days from date of purchase.
We will be happy to assist in rectifying any delivery issues you may have. Please contact us if you have any questions.
Returns
Sexyland offers a 12 month warranty for faulty adult toys. We cannot accept goods that become damaged due to miss-use.
Please check the following before concluding that your product is faulty:
- Make sure you have the batteries in correctly - this is the most common cause of malfunction.
- Make sure the cap is tightly closed! (Especially for waterproof products)
- Check battery contacts, springs sometimes can compress - extend them a little.
- Check contacts for corrosion a greenish colour on the metal of the battery contact.
If, after checking all the above, your toy is still not working, we will gladly replace it. Lingerie & footwear includes a 60 day warranty from date of purchase. If you wish to initiate a return, please contact us with details of your purchase.
Due to health regulations we cannot exchange or refund items if you change your mind.
