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Drunk, Stoned or Stupid Adult Card Game is the hilariously funny party game that Australians love! And the fun doesn't stop there! Take it to any event where trash talking is totally on the agenda! 

Drunk, Stoned or Stupid Adult Card Game is perfect for pre-wedding festivities (hen's night / buck's night parties), adult birthday parties or any other festive event where adults gather for a bit of cheeky adult fun. Also makes a great gift for that person with a deviant sense of humour! Get your cheeky friends together and have fun!

  • 250 prompt cards to decide who in the group is MOST LIKELY TO...
  • This game can get real... prepare to call out your friends!
  • 4+ players

Drunk, Stoned or Stupid Adult Card Game Examples:

  1. Wakes up with Half a Burrito in Bed
  2. Has 3-Hour Conversation About Space
  3. Spends All Day Interpreting a Text
  4. Has a Dark Side
  5. Is a Little Bitch
  6. Is Allergic to Everything
  7. Touches Everyone Excessively for No Reason
  8. Will Make Out with Absolutely Anyone
  9. Is Going Straight to Hell
  10. Gets Convinced Strangers are Celebrities
  11. Is Actively Preparing for the End of the World
  12. Gets Popcorn Bucket from Trash for Free Refills
  13. Sings but Shouldn't
  14. Has Sex While Watching TV
  15. Would Survive in Woods with Just a Hatchet
  16. Goes Missing Within 15 Minutes of Going Out

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Shipping & Returns

We ship Australia wide, discretely packaged in plain satchels with the sender being 'SAL 1562 Centre Rd, Springvale'. WE DO NOT write Sexyland on the package. Shipping options include:
  • Express Post $13 (free for orders over $59)
  • 2 Hr Delivery $20 (Melbourne, Geelong, Adelaide & Darwin Metro, 8am-11pm, selected top sellers only)

Express Post

Please allow 3-5 working days for us to process and ship your order. We will email you a tracking number once it has been shipped.

2 Hr Delivery

A huge range of our best selling products are available for delivery within 2 hours. This service operates between 8am - 11pm and delivers within Melbourne, Geelong, Adelaide & Darwin metro more info. Products will be quality checked and sealed in plain, discrete bags and delivered to your doorstep. 

If you request 2 hr delivery and your order contains some products that are unavailable in 2 hrs, we will Express Post those to you, FREE of charge and email you a tracking number. Therefore you will receive your delivery in 2 parts.

If you are not at home to receive your 2 hr delivery your order will be left in the safest place available.
Sexyland Pty Ltd are not liable for any unclaimed, damaged or stolen goods once handed over to a third party delivery service provider. Claims for a refund on the loss or theft of goods via our 2 hour delivery service will not be processed after more than 10 days from date of purchase. We will be happy to assist in rectifying any delivery issues you may have. Please contact us if you have any questions. 

Returns

Sexyland offers a 12 month warranty for faulty adult toys. We cannot accept goods that become damaged due to miss-use.

Please check the following before concluding that your product is faulty:

  • Make sure you have the batteries in correctly - this is the most common cause of malfunction.
  • Make sure the cap is tightly closed! (Especially for waterproof products)
  • Check battery contacts, springs sometimes can compress - extend them a little.
  • Check contacts for corrosion a greenish colour on the metal of the battery contact.

If, after checking all the above, your toy is still not working, we will gladly replace it. Lingerie & footwear includes a 60 day warranty from date of purchase. If you wish to initiate a return, please contact us with details of your purchase. 

Find our change of mind policy here.

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