Ever told someone to eat a dick? Now you can make it happen with the Eat A Jar of Dicks Penis-Shaped Candy!
Whether you've got a mate who doesn't know when to stop talking or you just feel like treating yourself to a mouthful, this Jar of Dicks will ensure you have over 800 grams of fun phallic sweets at the ready to satiate your cravings. It makes a great sugary snack, table centrepiece, or grand prize for adult get-togethers, hens' parties, and girls' nights, or you can dish out the candy in smaller quantities for goodie bags to go! It's also a great way to refill a Super Fun Penis Candy Mini Gumball Dispenser Machine (sold separately) once it's run out of candy.
Key features of the Eat A Jar of Dicks Penis-Shaped Candy:
- Contains over 800 grams of fun phallic candy
- Perfect as a table centrepiece or grand prize for hens' parties, girls' nights & more
- Also suitable to fill goodie bags after 18+ parties
- Comes in a jar with an easy screw-top lid for secure storage
- Great for refilling mini candy dispenser machines (sold separately)
Size:
- 850g / 2lb jar
Ingredients:
Dextrose, Corn Starch, Dextrin E1400, Magnesium Stearite E570, Artificial colors Red number 3 E127, Blue number 1 E133, Yellow numbers 5 & 6 E102, E110, Shellac E904, Artificial Flavor, Gum Arabic E414, Carnauba Wax E903
Product code: CP.1047
Shipping & Returns
We ship Australia wide, discretely packaged in plain satchels with the sender being 'SAL 1562 Centre Rd, Springvale'. WE DO NOT write Sexyland on the package. Shipping options include:
- Express Post $13 (free for orders over $59)
- 2 Hr Delivery $20 (Melbourne, Geelong, Adelaide & Darwin Metro, 8am-11pm, selected top sellers only)
Express Post
Please allow 3-5 working days for us to process and ship your order. We will email you a tracking number once it has been shipped.
2 Hr Delivery
A huge range of our best selling products are available for delivery within 2 hours. This service operates between 8am - 11pm and delivers within Melbourne, Geelong, Adelaide & Darwin metro more info. Products will be quality checked and sealed in plain, discrete bags and delivered to your doorstep.
If you request 2 hr delivery and your order contains some products that are unavailable in 2 hrs, we will Express Post those to you, FREE of charge and email you a tracking number. Therefore you will receive your delivery in 2 parts.
If you are not at home to receive your 2 hr delivery your order will be left in the safest place available.
Sexyland Pty Ltd are not liable for any unclaimed, damaged or stolen goods once handed over to a third party delivery service provider.
Claims for a refund on the loss or theft of goods via our 2 hour delivery service will not be processed after more than 10 days from date of purchase.
We will be happy to assist in rectifying any delivery issues you may have. Please contact us if you have any questions.
Returns
Sexyland offers a 12 month warranty for faulty adult toys. We cannot accept goods that become damaged due to miss-use.
Please check the following before concluding that your product is faulty:
- Make sure you have the batteries in correctly - this is the most common cause of malfunction.
- Make sure the cap is tightly closed! (Especially for waterproof products)
- Check battery contacts, springs sometimes can compress - extend them a little.
- Check contacts for corrosion a greenish colour on the metal of the battery contact.
If, after checking all the above, your toy is still not working, we will gladly replace it. Lingerie & footwear includes a 60 day warranty from date of purchase. If you wish to initiate a return, please contact us with details of your purchase.
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