Our Erotic Novel selection comprises fictional and factual stories made with passionate, romantic and sexual relationships intended to arouse you as the reader. Common features of Erotic Novels are prostitution, lust, slaves, dominatrix, orgies, taboo and fetishes.
The bio below is for one of our more popular books The Linguist
"Howard is thirty-two; an interpreter and a prostitute. Howard fell in love with Corrine. Corrine's husband, Matthew, fell in love with Howard. Now, two years after Corinne's death (for which Howard feels responsible), Matthew is ill in hospital and wants reconciliation but for Howard, there are questions to be answered. Why, if Matthew was so estranged, has he decided to leave Howard so much money? And why can't he connect with women, sexually, unless they pay him? Howard has always regarded himself as well adjusted but when he discovers that Corrine was in therapy at the time of her death, he begins to realise that the nervous breakdown he suffered whilst at university remains unresolved. In the Linguist, not everything is at it seems -- and not everyone has been telling the truth about their feelings."
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