Indulge in the most realistic golden showers ever thanks to the Screeny Weeny® 5.0 Fake Silicone Penis & Fake Urine Kit!
This handcrafted fake penis is the world's most realistic urinary device, with a fully functional and deceptively lifelike design. It's made from professional makeup-grade silicone and cast from a real flaccid penis with a veiny, circumcised design for a super-authentic look. The Screeny Weeny Kit comes with a fake penis, two refillable 80-millilitre sachets of ScreenUrin synthetic urine (and an empty one for testing purposes), a Thermo Sachet to hold the urine around your waist and keep it warm, a HeatPaxx warmer pack, refill syringe, and a temperature sticker to get the most realistic warm temperature. It's the perfect way to emulate clean urine that's free from diseases and toxins for transgender packing, wet sex, and pranks!
The body-safe silicone and synthetic urine are safe for all types of wet and wild watersports fun, and the unique Push & Piss function makes it easy to start and stop the flow of urine with just a light touch from one hand! The secure tubing design fits neatly into the ScreenUrin sachets and won't drip or leak in the heat of the moment. All you need to do is secure the adjustable black Thermo Sachet pouch around your waist, connect the tubing on the end of the synthetic penis and the ScreenUrin pouch, and position everything naturally to create the look of lifelike urination in real time!
The synthetic urine included with the Screeny Weeny contains ingredients found in natural urine like uric acid and creatinine for an ultra-realistic experience, right down to replicating the gravity and even the smell of real human urine. There are two sachets of ScreenUrin included, which have different pH and creatinine values to mimic realistic variations, and there's a third empty ScreenUrin pouch for testing purposes. Use the included refill syringe to fill up your ScreenUrin pouch easily and slip both the pouch and the HeatPaxx into the Thermo Sachet around your body to warm them up to a natural body temperature. The reusable temperature stickers will indicate how warm the fake urine is so you can customise the heat to get the most realistic experience every time!
Key features of Screeny Weeny 5.0 Fake Silicone Penis With Fake Urine:
- Comes with a Screeny Weeny fake penis, 2x 80ml ScreenUrin pouches, an empty testing pouch, Thermo Sachet, HeatPaxx warming pack, refilling syringe & reusable temperature stickers
- Hand-cast from a real flaccid penis with a veiny circumcised design in makeup-grade silicone
- Unique Push & Piss function for easy one-handed use that looks like the real deal
- Reliably secure design that won't drip or leak during watersports, transgender packing, or pranks
- The temperature stickers & heat pack let you achieve a realistic body temperature
- Refillable ScreenUrin pouches with varied pH & creatinine values to emulate human urine
Size:
- 11.25cm / 4.43" fake penis length
- 2x 80ml / 2.7 fl. oz. ScreenUrin sachets
- Adjustable Thermo Sachet waistband to fit most sizes (S–XXXL)
Material:
- Silicone
Shipping & Returns
We ship Australia wide, discretely packaged in plain satchels with the sender being 'SAL 1562 Centre Rd, Springvale'. WE DO NOT write Sexyland on the package. Shipping options include:
- Express Post $13 (free for orders over $59)
- 2 Hr Delivery $20 (Melbourne, Geelong, Adelaide & Darwin Metro, 8am-11pm, selected top sellers only)
Express Post
Please allow 3-5 working days for us to process and ship your order. We will email you a tracking number once it has been shipped.
2 Hr Delivery
A huge range of our best selling products are available for delivery within 2 hours. This service operates between 8am - 11pm and delivers within Melbourne, Geelong, Adelaide & Darwin metro more info. Products will be quality checked and sealed in plain, discrete bags and delivered to your doorstep.
If you request 2 hr delivery and your order contains some products that are unavailable in 2 hrs, we will Express Post those to you, FREE of charge and email you a tracking number. Therefore you will receive your delivery in 2 parts.
If you are not at home to receive your 2 hr delivery your order will be left in the safest place available.
Sexyland Pty Ltd are not liable for any unclaimed, damaged or stolen goods once handed over to a third party delivery service provider.
Claims for a refund on the loss or theft of goods via our 2 hour delivery service will not be processed after more than 10 days from date of purchase.
We will be happy to assist in rectifying any delivery issues you may have. Please contact us if you have any questions.
Returns
Sexyland offers a 12 month warranty for faulty adult toys. We cannot accept goods that become damaged due to miss-use.
Please check the following before concluding that your product is faulty:
- Make sure you have the batteries in correctly - this is the most common cause of malfunction.
- Make sure the cap is tightly closed! (Especially for waterproof products)
- Check battery contacts, springs sometimes can compress - extend them a little.
- Check contacts for corrosion a greenish colour on the metal of the battery contact.
If, after checking all the above, your toy is still not working, we will gladly replace it. Lingerie & footwear includes a 60 day warranty from date of purchase. If you wish to initiate a return, please contact us with details of your purchase.
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