Sexyland’s 2024 Xmas Gift Guide

It’s that time of year again, and this Christmas, Sexyland is the place to get fun and unique gifts from, whether you’re shopping for a partner, friends, or your Kris Kringle at work!

Now with that said, there are some things to consider when buying sex toys as Xmas gifts for anyone, partners included. It’s important to keep consent and comfort in mind before giving someone a sex toy for Christmas to avoid crossing a line and potentially embarrassing them or making them feel disrespected. Ask yourself what any previous conversations (if any) this person has had with you about sex toys have been like, whether they would actually want a sex toy for Christmas, and whether that person would be okay receiving sex toys as Xmas gifts from you specifically. Think about what that particular sex toy says as a gift by putting yourself in their shoes and playing out how they might react to receiving it, and as always, use your best judgement!

Best Female Sex Toys to Give This Xmas

Naughty Santa Hat Christmas Rolling Pearl Clitoral Vibrator

This adorable Santa hat-themed toy has a sexy secret concealed under its rim — remove the white cap that forms the trim around the base of the hat and you’ll find a hidden pearl, which is encased under a silky-smooth layer of silicone for luscious licking sensations that dance back and forth over the clitoris in 5 patterns! For 2-in-1 functionality, the hat also has 10 vibration modes packed into the white pom pom at the tip of the hat that’s great for precise clitoral or nipple stimulation, as well as penetration for versatile play…

The Satisfyer Pro 2 Air Pulse Clitoral Stimulator

This viral beauty has been topping the popularity charts of female sex toys for years now and is showing no signs of slowing down! The original Satisfyer Pro 2 comes in a sleek, matte rose gold body that feels comfortable to hold and has a hollow silicone chamber that encircles the clitoris. At the touch of a button, the Satisfyer Pro 2 delivers 11 heavenly suction modes that use touch-free air waves to target the clitoris without overwhelming the sensitive tissue in the area. For a more bougie take on this cult favourite sex toy, the Satisfyer Pro 2 3rd Generation has an all-silicone body and comes with an extra Liquid Air Technology head that changes the sensation from air pulses to soft, rushing underwater jets — there’s also an app-compatible version of the Satisfyer Pro 2 Gen 3 for even more ways to play!

The Sexyland Pamper G-Spot Thumping & Clitoral Suction Stimulator

Ever since Sexyland started producing its own line of toys, the Pamper has been surprising and impressing everybody from Day 1. We took a bit of a risk with including the Pamper’s slightly unusual design in our first batch of toys, but it certainly paid off as now, plenty of our customers seem to think this is one of the best sex toys for female anatomy! It has a ribbed insertable head that massages your inner walls as it nestles into place (hands-free we might add), positioning the oscillating G-spot pad so it hits right where you crave the 10 thumping modes. The flexible neck lets you bend the vibrator so the hollow chamber can surround your clitoris, delivering 10 clitoral suction settings that you can control with or without the G-spot thumping for 100 combinations of pleasure! The Sexyland Pamper is made from smooth, body-safe silicone that comes in a deep purple or a stunning shade of emerald green to get the lucky lady into a festive mood…

Top Male Sex Toys to Give This Xmas

A Fleshlight® masturbator

A Fleshlight is quite possibly one of the most quintessential male sex toys out there, becoming so well-known by brand name that it’s essentially become a generic term that everyone uses to refer to all masturbators and stroker-style toys as. (Fun fact: genericisation is something Fleshlight has in common with Velcro, Jacuzzi, Styrofoam, Band-Aid, and many, many more brands!)

Fleshlights are all made from a material Fleshlight calls Real Feel SuperSkin™, which, as the name suggests, means the soft sleeve mimics the feeling of intimate skin (especially when paired with water-based lubricant) to replicate the real deal as closely as possible. There are dozens of different designs available of every orifice, and there’s even a range of Fleshlight Girls™ that are moulded directly from the bodies of famous porn stars, meaning if the guy in question has a favourite performer, you can give him the gift of living out his wildest porn fantasies…

The Sexyland Stallion Silicone Prostate Plug & Cock Ring

This was one of Sexyland’s first ever adult toys for male anatomy and customers couldn’t get enough of it so we made a vibrating Stallion plug and cock ring combo too! If your man is curious about discovering his prostate (A.K.A ‘the male G-spot’), this toy makes it easy to find thanks to its bulbous shaped head that puts pressure on his inner walls in just the right spot. The cock ring combines with the P-spot plug to enhance his erections to new heights of longevity and hardness, which is great for both solo or partnered play!

The Pretty Love Super Power Gun Vibrator

This massage gun is sure to have his toes curling tighter than ever when he uses it on his frenulum, perineum, or even in conjunction with other toys (like holding it against the base of a butt plug while it’s in), but it’s so powerful that we honestly recommend it for full-body massages too. Goodbye muscle aches! It has 7 vibration patterns, each in 5 intensity levels for customising the sensations, and is wireless for easy navigation around the user’s body or a partner’s.

Fun adult KK gift ideas that aren’t sex toys

Of course, there are more people in our lives who deserve Christmas gifts but aren’t partners or friends who you’re close enough with for gifting sex toys to be appropriate for them (especially if they’re opening your gift in front of other people). That’s where Sexyland’s fun adult novelties and silly stocking stuffers come into play! You can even use these for Kris Kringle or Secret Santa gifts, though be warned — if you’re playing White Elephant, prepare for your gift to be the main target that everyone is trying to steal for themselves… 😉

Leto Christmas Faux Leather & Chain Harness Bondage Bear

This adorable little teddy bear makes a perfect gift for friends who you know like to let their freak flag fly thanks to its adorable ‘outfit’ of a faux leather eye mask and chained body harness in a seasonal shade of red. A quintet of gold metal chains connects the collar, wrist cuffs, and ankle cuffs to bind this bear in a full bondage getup, topped with a dainty Santa hat to finish off this festive look!

Shunga Foaming Scented Dead Sea Bath Salts

These foaming bath salts will elevate your gift recipient’s bathing routine by adding an element of luxury to their self-care! These salt crystals bring the soothing embrace of the sea into the bathtub, enveloping the skin in bubbly bliss, complete with lusciously long-lasting scents and fun colours that tint the water without staining the bathtub itself. These bath salts are available in sweet Exotic Fruits, invigorating Organic Lotus Flower, and calming Ocean Temptations scents to suit everybody’s tastes!

For more self-care goodies, check out our range of body care Christmas gifts here.

Cooked Aussies Drinking Card Game

No matter who ends up with this gift, this is one all the adults can play as soon as gift-swapping is over, even if you’re coworkers or holidays-only family members who see each other once a year. With 300 unique Rule, Vote, Drink, and Categories cards to draw, you’ll all be getting as cooked as Bunnings snags as you do shoeys, show off your best impressions of historical politicians, and more to this card game that's packed full of Australian humour! Even without the booze, this game is still heaps of fun and is sure to have you all cackling like kookaburras…

Need more Christmas gift ideas for friends, lovers, and more? Come and see Sexyland’s range of fun adult toys and novelties in person at your nearest Sexyland store, or shop Sexyland online and get 2hr Delivery on selected bestsellers for just $20 to ensure your gifts arrive in time for the big day!