Top 5 Fantasy Dildos to Get Freaky With

Craving something a little…different in the bedroom? 😏

Throughout history, humans have been drawn to the enigmatic allure of mythical monsters and fantastical beasts for as long as they have existed in our stories. This has led to the emergence of a fascinating trend: monster-themed sex toys! From tentacle butt plugs to ovipositors, and of course, the iconic dragon dildo, there’s plenty in Sexyland’s fantasy adult toys range that can tickle your fancy (and more)...

What are fantasy dildos and how are they different from regular dildos?

You may have heard of dragon dildos, and these are essentially what ‘fantasy dildos’ are all about—a fantasy dildo is a dildo that caters to an erotic fantasy outside of standard human anatomy, such as that of mythical monsters, fantasy creatures, aliens, and so on.

The popularity of dragon dildos and monster-inspired sex toys might seem strange at first, but there’s actually a variety of psychological and cultural factors behind their appeal:

Liberation from societal constraints & taboo

Human sexuality is complex and there are plenty of folks who seek new and unusual fantasy elements to enhance intimate experiences with more imaginative options. This also lets people explore their deepest desires without societal constraints while experiencing a sense of empowerment by breaking taboos around sex and sexuality in a safe and consensual manner.

Unique aesthetics & textures

Dragon dildos and other fantasy-themed adult toys are often made from stunning multicoloured materials and have striking arrays of intricate textures with incredible attention to detail that can be vastly different to dildos inspired by human anatomy. Each dragon dildo can be a visually captivating (and even collectible) item on its own that looks every bit as good as it feels!

Satisfying pop culture/nerdy interests

Monsters are prevalent in all sorts of popular culture phenomena, including books, video games, TV shows, and films, some of which have huge communities of fans that embrace and celebrate these creatures! Monster-shaped sex toys can be seen as a way to engage further with these fandoms, allowing individuals to bring their favourite mythical beings out of their imaginations, out of the page, or out of the screen, and bring them to life in a new and intimate way…

Are monster dildos safe to use?

Even though they might look intimidating, fantasy dildos are just as safe to use as realistic dildos, provided you keep some general sex toy safety guidelines in mind:

• If you’re using the dildo anally, it needs to have a flared base to prevent the dildo from slipping further into your body than you want. Sculpted testicles, a suction cup, or even an ultra-wide, flat base that’s hard to insert into your body will all do the trick.
• Ensure the material is body-safe and that it’s easy to clean so it doesn’t harbour germs that can give you nasty infections. Our top pick for realistic and fantasy dildos is silicone because it’s non-porous (which makes it a cinch to sanitise), smooth, waterproof, and is also easy to mould into an infinite array of shapes in flexible or firm consistencies and in endless colour combinations to suit all your desires!
• If you’re sharing your monster dildos between multiple people, consider using a different condom with your toy per partner so you minimise the amount of bacteria transferring back and forth between different people.
• Always go slow and use plenty of lubricant! Water-based lubricants are most versatile for all sex toy materials and won’t degrade silicone like silicone-based lubricants, making it the one-size-fits-all choice to suit anyone.

How do I choose the right fantasy dildo for me?

Think about what fantasy you want to bring to life and whether you want to use it alone or with a partner (every toy listed here is strap-on harness compatible for couples play)—for example, if you’re dreaming of being used as a breeding vessel or turned into an incubator for alien eggs, an ovipositor is the perfect choice! If you prefer a solid intergalactic invader, The Martian Liquid Silicone Suction Cup Dildo from CalExotics’ Monster Dong range will fill you with its thick, meaty ridges to stimulate your inner walls like nothing else.

Need an ultra-deep snaking? The super-long Creature Cocks Makara Glow In The Dark Silicone Snake Dildo has made the arduous journey from the darkest depths of the deep ocean to slither its way into your nethers and comes in a beautiful glow-in-the-dark finish for fun with the lights on or off.

For extra sensational thrills, the bright and girthy Creature Cocks Rainbow Phoenix Vibrating Monster Dildo comes with a wireless remote control that lets you (or a partner) take charge of 10 tantalising vibration modes to buzz you to a state of breathless bliss…

Craving something less phallic? This dragon dildo is inspired by the mighty beast’s tongue for deep, oral-themed fun as the tapered tongue tip snakes its way into your depths and you ride its scaly face—try pairing it with a warming lubricant to mimic the sensation of the dragon’s steaming breath and hot saliva!

How to clean & maintain a fantasy dildo

Check what material your dildo is made of and whether it’s waterproof or not, particularly if it’s motorised. Scaly dragon dildos or other complex textures like tentacle suckers can be harder to clean since there are more areas where fluids and residue can potentially gather, so be sure to rinse your toy thoroughly with warm running water if it’s waterproof (or wipe it thoroughly with a damp cloth if it’s not) and use either mild antibacterial soap or adult toy cleaner to ensure the utmost hygiene. Sexyland are big fans of Wicked’s® Foam 'N Fresh Anti-Bacterial Toy Cleaner, which comes out in a luxurious foam that coats toys with ease and is also vegan-friendly for everyone to enjoy!

You don’t have to go off-planet to experience out-of-this-world pleasure—Sexyland has plenty of adult store locations, or you can see our collection of monster dildos and fantasy sex toys while shopping online and enjoy discreet delivery straight to your door!