Bullet Vibrators For A Climax That Goes BANG

Ah, the humble bullet vibrator. At Sexyland, these petite sex toys are a favourite among customers and Fun Specialists alike thanks to their discreet designs, the amazing level of power packed into such a small body, and unbeatable portability! Bullet vibrators are great sex toys for everyone from erotic experts to first-timers who might be intimidated by larger, more unwieldy toys, or items with more – ahem – graphic designs. They fit in any pocket or bag for fun on the go and come in different shapes that are perfect for targeting your body’s most sensitive erogenous zones with pinpoint precision! Here are our top picks for bullet vibrators that are sure to have your knees quaking in no time!

Powerful bullet vibrators that can keep up with bigger sex toys

Don’t be fooled by their small stature – these mini sex toys pack a mighty punch! Bullet vibrators can deliver just as much of an impact as any standard-sized vibrating toy, both internally and externally depending on how they’re shaped and what you like. One of Sexyland’s favourite bullet vibrators is actually a new addition to our ranks, the Rose 2 from Vush™! This lovely little peachy number has a bulbous yet tapered head that’s perfect for sliding in and around your body, adorned with petal-like ridges for extra stimulation. It comes with 5 whisper-quiet vibration modes that clock in at under 50 decibels, which is about the same volume as an average conversation. Every pattern can indulge you in five intensity levels each, giving you 25 ways to achieve full-body bliss that only you and your sheets need to know about. Better yet, you can play with this waterproof bullet vibrator under the waves and turn any shower or bath into an even hotter, steamier experience than usual!

Bullet vibrators that won’t give away the game

Even the friskiest among us probably aren’t brave enough to carry our most realistic dildos or cordless wand massagers with us everywhere we go, just in case the mood strikes while we’re out and about (but more power to you if you are). There’s just too much risk of a bag being knocked over and the contents spilling out for all to see, and our heart goes out to anyone who’s experienced that level of mortification before.

That’s why Sexyland loves bullet vibrators that are discreetly disguised as lipsticks, like this gorgeous gold gadget by Naughty Bits™! The Bad Bitch lipstick bullet vibrator features a bright purple silicone tip that is the perfect shade for any bold boss to wear on their lips, which features a tapered angled edge so you can press it right up against your favourite hotspots like the nipples or clitoris. It delivers 10 tantalising vibration modes and is completely waterproof for easy cleaning, or fun in the water! With this nifty rechargeable toy stashed away in your pocket, don’t be surprised if you find yourself looking for any excuse to nip away to the bathroom for a quick ‘touch-up’...

Technologically advanced bullet vibrators for orgasmic gizmo-lovers

Teledildonics, which covers the field of ‘smart’ sex toys like internet-connected bullet vibrators and app-enabled masturbators, has seen a huge boom recently thanks to social distancing and long-distance relationships in the time of the pandemic. If you’re missing your special someone, fear not, for you can still play together, even while you’re apart! 

App-compatible bullet vibrators like the SVAKOM Ella - Neo Vibrating Egg Bullet let you stay connected with a partner or your chosen audience via a Bluetooth app that opens up a whole new world of versatile play. SVAKOM’s FeelConnect 3 app lets you or your lover turn your smartphone into a remote control for hands-free fun anywhere, anytime. There’s also a real-time interactive function that allows you to sync with a series of raunchy 2D interactive videos built-in to the app so you can access your favourite content and explore new avenues of titillating pleasure. There’s even an interactive webcam for voyeurs, streamers, and cam performers! This feature helps you stay more connected with your fans and viewers by letting them not only watch your journey, but they can also control your sensations and contribute to your sexy show!

If you’re in the mood for something more simple, the SVAKOM Ella works perfectly well as a standard rechargeable bullet vibrator that can satisfy you without the extra tech-y features. Its ribbed texture feels fabulous in and around your body and the retrieval tail makes it easy to remove once the party in your pants is over. It comes packed with 11 intense vibration modes you’ll love, inside and out, and the waterproof silicone body means you can even enjoy yourself in the shower or bath!

The bullet vibrator that cleans itself

Yes, seriously. Sometimes it can feel like chores are taking over your life, but at least the MyPod Wireless Charging Bullet Vibrator takes care of itself for you! This tapered seven-mode vibrating bullet is the world's first wirelessly charging massager, with a state-of-the-art portable wireless charging case that can recharge your toy twice fully. Its innovative design includes indicator lights to let you know when your massager is running out of power to take the guesswork out of playtime! On top of that, the case uses a unique UV light system to clean and sanitise your bullet vibrator in just 20 minutes, ready to use over and over again for hassle-free pleasure on the go. Just give the waterproof bullet a rinse under water and dry it before slotting it into its case where the magnetic charging points will take care of the rest!

If any of these products have piqued your interest, don’t worry about waiting. These bullet vibrators are among Sexyland’s bestsellers, so they’re all part of our 1-2 Hour Quickie Delivery Service, just in case you wanted to enjoy the good vibrations this weekend...