These Christmas Themed Sex Toys Will Put You Straight To the Top of the Naughty List

Ready for an X-rated Xmas? Forget about lumps of coal in your stocking this year, Sexyland has the toys for taking Christmas shopping to whole new levels of naughty and nice! These 10 Christmas-themed sex toys are sure to fill you with festive cheer, and quite possibly more… 😏

The CalExotics® - Strawberry Kegel Training Set

With this Strawberry Kegel Training Set by CalExotics, you can deck your own halls with silicone boughs of holly this Christmas! These kegel toys improve sexual and physical health with regular use and strengthen your pelvic floor to help you achieve stronger orgasms more often, improve urinary continence, and bounce back after childbirth, just to name a few benefits. The cute strawberry shape and bright red colour of these sex toys resemble Christmas holly for some extra festive fun as you squeeze and relax your pelvic muscles around them.

Scandal® BDSM Rope

If decorating Christmas trees with ornaments and sparkling tinsel is your favourite part of Xmas, you’ll love tangling your lover up in the festive red BDSM Rope by Scandal! This rope comes in 10 and 30 metre lengths so you can experiment to your heart’s content with bondage and shibari scenes, and the silky smooth material feels nice and soft against the wearer’s skin. Your lover might just become the one present you want to leave wrapped up…

The We-Vibe® Bond Cockring

Jingle those bells and your balls with the We-Vibe Bond! This vibrating cockring is the world's first app-controlled cockring with an adjustable, quick-release Custom Fit link strap, which extends the ring diameter to fit even the most well-endowed men. This gives you the perfect fit for comfortable and easy wear, whether you’re wearing the We-Vibe Bond with the vibrating portion turned upwards for a partner’s clitoral pleasure or downward for testicular stimulation! It has 10+ toe-curling, yet whisper-quiet vibration modes for discreet pleasure in the bedroom or as a secret party in your pants while in public. It’s also app-compatible for more ways to play, making this one of the best sex toys for spicing up your Christmas shopping!

The Sexyland x LELO Sona 2 Sonic Clitoral Stimulator

If you’re in the mood for some (mistle)toe-curling sensations this summer silly season, you can’t go past this clitoral stimulator, which has come out just in time to add to your Christmas shopping list! This toy’s one of Sexyland’s hottest collabs ever, bringing LELO’s internationally bestselling Sona 2 clitoral stimulator back to the forefront of women’s pleasure. The soft silicone mouth surrounds your clitoris and delivers 12 patterns of sonic contactless pulsation for you to enjoy, whether you’re enjoying your time off work in bed or sipping a glass of eggnog while soaking in the bath.

The Heat - Frenzy Warming G-Spot Vibrator

Put an adult twist on classic Christmas candy with this sex toy by Shots! The curved shaft not only resembles the hook-like shape of a candy cane, it also ensures the bulbous head reaches your sensitive G-spot. The ribbed texture offers even more stimulation as this delicious toy rubs and vibrates against your inner walls in 8 modes, and combined with the warming function, you’re sure to enjoy a hot and heavy holiday season in more ways than one…

The Screaming O® - Screamin’ Demon Mini Vibe

If you squint like a kid looking for Santa in the dark on Christmas Eve (and suspend your disbelief for just a second), don’t the horn-like appendages of the Screamin’ Demon look a bit like reindeer antlers? No? What if you imagine that round bead is red like Rudolph’s nose? Even if you’re not convinced of this sex toy’s Christmas connection, this mini vibrating stimulator by Screaming O will give you such a wickedly good time you won’t even care!

This compact vibrator has a powerful motor with 3 vibration speeds and one pulsation mode that are transferred all the way to the tips of the antlers (or horns or wings, whatever you want to call them) for intense, targeted stimulation. Their flexible design opens to encompass more of the labia for broader stimulation, and Rudolph’s nose is a firm pleasure bead that is perfect for precise stimulation on the clitoris, nipples, or your other favourite erogenous zones!

The Pretty Love - Beginner’s Mini Anal Kit

While these anal plugs by Pretty Love may resemble lumps of coal, we promise you’ll have way more fun with these! This trio of black silicone anal plugs comes in 3 different sizes so you can make progress at a pace you’re comfortable with. Each has a long, tapered tip that is comfortable to insert, even if backdoor play is something new that you’re thinking of exploring in the new year. Their suction cup bases are great for hands-free fun on flat, solid surfaces and also double as a stopper base to keep the plugs at a safe depth between your cheeks so you’ve got one less thing to worry about in this hectic holiday season.

The Wicked Aqua - Cinnamon Bun Flavoured Lubricant

When it comes to festive flavours, is there anything more Christmassy than cinnamon? From sex toys to your bodies, this water-based lubricant can provide a smooth and sensual glide that tastes just as good as it feels! The long-lasting lubrication never gets sticky and won’t leave a nasty aftertaste in your mouth either. Best of all, the olive leaf-enriched formula is vegan so everyone can enjoy this Xmas dessert sensation!

The Secret Kisses - Rouge Set

This stylish lip-shaped handbag is sure to turn heads, but did you know it can turn you (and a lover) on too? It’s actually a discreet sex toy kit that’s landed at Sexyland just in time for Christmas shopping and is the perfect accessory to complete those Xmas or NYE party outfits! It comes with a Kiss & Tell card game to inspire imaginative foreplay, a bullet vibrator, a pair of dazzling crystal pasties, and a pair of erotic dice to get the teasing and pleasing started anywhere, anytime…

The Naughty Bits™ - Party In My Pants™ Jack Rabbit® Vibrator

This sparkly rabbit vibrator from the team at Naughty Bits is full of brightly coloured rotating beads that look just like the beautiful baubles you’d dangle all over your Christmas tree! This sex toy’s functions don’t stop at 4 speeds of reversible rotating beads in the G-spot shaft though, with 10 modes of external vibration that will please you via the clitoral bunny too. The Party In My Pants Rabbit Vibrator is also waterproof for wet and wild fun in the shower or tub!

Got some new ideas on what to ask Santa for this year? Head to Sexyland for all your naughty and nice toy shopping needs and have yourself a very merry Christmas indeed…