The Best Sex Toys to Add to Your Holiday Shopping List

Whether you’re shopping for your lucky lover or yourself, y’all deserve to treat your bodies and minds to the X-rated Xmas of your dreams, especially after this crazy rollercoaster ride of a year. The seemingly never-ending pandemic has certainly taken its toll on us all, but luckily for us, sex and masturbation are valid ways to make ourselves feel better and practice self-love and self-care. So move over, Santa, this is the ultimate list of Sexyland’s hottest toys to give to all the good enbies, girls, and boys…

The Original Bodywand™ Massager

If you’re the type of person who demands unrivalled strength and satisfaction from your adult toys, nothing beats the OG plug-in vibrating wand. This buzzing beast compensates for its corded design with pure power that will leave you in an ultra-relaxed heap of breathless bliss without fail, and without needing to worry about running out of battery in the heat of the moment. The Original Bodywand Massager has a twist control dial that’s easy to use with just a single finger so you can get your perfect level of vibration intensity and treat yourself to a very merry Christmas indeed…

The LELO F1S™ V2 Masturbator

This is the ultimate sex toy for any man who’s a real tech-head. This dual-motor masturbator uses SenSonic™ technology to deliver reverberating sonic waves all throughout the penis for stimulation that resonates deeper than standard vibration and feels like it’s coming from all directions at once, not just tickling the surface of the skin. Compared to LELO’s original F1S masturbator, the V2 delivers a wider range of stimulation modes (4 specifically designed modes with 7 patterns each), which you can customise further through the free SDK (software development kit) app. The open-interface performance console is equipped with 10 state-of-the-art sensors that start working when they sense you're inside the velvety-soft silicone sleeve, and they monitor aspects of your performance, including hardness, intensity, duration, and more. You can view the performance feedback in the app to see how you’re doing and design your own custom programs for truly tailor-made pleasure!

The Sexyland x LELO Sona 2 Clitoral Stimulator

SenSonic technology isn’t just for the lads, people with vaginas can enjoy it too! This clitoral stimulator is one of Sexyland’s hottest toys, borne of a collaboration between us and beloved adult toys brand, LELO. It surrounds the clitoris with a soft silicone mouth and delivers 12 modes of sonic pulses and waves oh-so-deep into the sensitive clitoral tissue. The silicone itself has been specifically engineered to absorb some of the sonic waves and transmit them back into your body around the clitoris, providing extra stimulation at the surface of the skin and beyond! All of this comes in at under 50 decibels, or quieter than an average conversation, so you can enjoy yourself in peace and privacy, even if there are ears in the house straining to hear Santa…

The Rocks-Off Chaiamo Bullet Vibrator

A beautiful little bullet vibe is one of the best sex toys to stuff your stocking for your end-of-year celebrations behind closed doors! The Chaiamo by Rocks-Off has 10 toe-curling vibration modes built into it and a flat edge on its tapered tip so Chaiamo can get really up close and personal with your favourite erogenous zones. It’s rechargeable so you can enjoy this vibrating bullet endlessly into the new year and beyond, and is also waterproof for wet and wild encounters in the shower! The silky-smooth silicone comes in 3 beautiful colours, and we’re especially loving this sexy toy’s opulent burgundy shade with gold trim for a fittingly festive finish.

The Fetish Fantasy Gold® Luv Plug™

Your backdoor doesn’t have to miss out on all the fun this holiday season! This lovely metal butt plug from the Gold range by the team at Fetish Fantasy is a luxurious, weighty sex toy that will wow you with more than just pleasure. Its tapered tip is easy to insert once you’ve applied some of your favourite lubricant, and since the Luv Plug is metal, it’s one of the most versatile materials sex toys can be made of for compatibility with silicone- and water-based lubricants! Its gold metal body is also perfect for temperature play if you’re feeling extra frisky – pop it in the fridge for a few minutes to enjoy a thrilling chill or place it in a zip-lock bag and dunk the whole thing in hot water until it’s at a nice, warm temperature that’s good for you.

So why not spoil yourself or that special someone this Christmas with the ultimate sex toys and save yourself a seat at the top of Santa’s naughty list? If you’ve got a big shopping list, our Fun Specialists are more than happy to help you pick out the perfect gifts to wrap up this year, so pop into one of Sexyland’s adult stores, or shop our hot collections of toys online!